My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
actually sitting here crying with laughter
SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON
LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
this is so great omg
He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.
i feel like im obligated to keep certain things bottled up because if i try and talk about them i just learn that no one really wants to hear them and im just a piece of shit tbh
The bobtail squid (Euprymna berryi) is a cute invertebrate found in the shallow waters around East Timor.
Sometimes I wonder if people say controversial things on tumblr so others will jump down their throats with well researched and cited sources that the OP then uses to write a paper they didn’t feel like researching themselves.
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed it
The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged
“When I first saw Raven Rock, I was flailing with excitement at every little thing. YAY! A NETCH. YAY! GLOVER MALLORY. YAY! TRIBUNAL. YAY! DUNMER. YAY! COLOUR SCHEME. I’ve not even played Morrowind but it has made me go and buy it. The feeling of a new, exciting land was just amazing. I felt like a companion of the Doctor stepping out onto a new planet for the first time.”
His sign is too correct for me not to reblog.
As someone who was raised Catholic, I can honestly say, God prefers nice atheists to asshole Christians.
I’m a Christian, and I agree. Not all Christians are nice or worthy. Anyone can be a good person.
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
This singlehandedly made my life 300 times more worth living.
I need this like burning.
I have a corset with this brocade and I love it so much! This one is just as beautiful!
THAT SHRUG ATTACHED TO THAT COLLAR :O :O :O :O
ARTIST FRIENDS OF TUMBLR! 8D
Someone draw this on someone, someone work this into a fabulous cosplay