There is a fly in my soup

knightarcana:

vantasticmess:

thedinosaurprince:

fuckingrapeculture:

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.

brilliant

ALWAYS REBLOG.

actually sitting here crying with laughter

SEXUAL CONSENT VOLTRON

LITERALLY IN TEARS OVER THIS POST LIKE…..

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

danemartin:

Walt Peregoy

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

i feel like im obligated to keep certain things bottled up because if i try and talk about them i just learn that no one really wants to hear them and im just a piece of shit tbh

electricorchid:

The bobtail squid (Euprymna berryi) is a cute invertebrate found in the shallow waters around East Timor.

electricorchid:

The bobtail squid (Euprymna berryi) is a cute invertebrate found in the shallow waters around East Timor.

daughter-of-a-badass:

cloudyjenn:

Sometimes I wonder if people say controversial things on tumblr so others will jump down their throats with well researched and cited sources that the OP then uses to write a paper they didn’t feel like researching themselves. 

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askclint:

If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.

You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.

You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.

1,235,896 plays

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

image

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

ITS BACK

The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged

skyrimconfessionss:

“When I first saw Raven Rock, I was flailing with excitement at every little thing. YAY! A NETCH. YAY! GLOVER MALLORY. YAY! TRIBUNAL. YAY! DUNMER. YAY! COLOUR SCHEME. I’ve not even played Morrowind but it has made me go and buy it. The feeling of a new, exciting land was just amazing. I felt like a companion of the Doctor stepping out onto a new planet for the first time.”
http://skyrimconfessions.com/

skyrimconfessionss:

When I first saw Raven Rock, I was flailing with excitement at every little thing. YAY! A NETCH. YAY! GLOVER MALLORY. YAY! TRIBUNAL. YAY! DUNMER. YAY! COLOUR SCHEME. I’ve not even played Morrowind but it has made me go and buy it. The feeling of a new, exciting land was just amazing. I felt like a companion of the Doctor stepping out onto a new planet for the first time.”

http://skyrimconfessions.com/

thund3r-pussy:

disp0sableheroes:

bludge0n:

a-wh0re-t0-remember:

His sign is too correct for me not to reblog.

THIS

As someone who was raised Catholic, I can honestly say, God prefers nice atheists to asshole Christians.

I’m a Christian, and I agree. Not all Christians are nice or worthy. Anyone can be a good person. 

thund3r-pussy:

disp0sableheroes:

bludge0n:

a-wh0re-t0-remember:

His sign is too correct for me not to reblog.

THIS

As someone who was raised Catholic, I can honestly say, God prefers nice atheists to asshole Christians.

I’m a Christian, and I agree. Not all Christians are nice or worthy. Anyone can be a good person. 

lascocks:

Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

nicoception:

This singlehandedly made my life 300 times more worth living.

nicoception:

This singlehandedly made my life 300 times more worth living.

hamburgerjack:

jhameia:

thearcanetheory:

steelboneddiva:

notthatjaded:

By corsets-uk.
I need this like burning.

WANT!
I have a corset with this brocade and I love it so much! This one is just as beautiful! 

I really
really
want this

THAT SHRUG ATTACHED TO THAT COLLAR :O :O :O :O

ARTIST FRIENDS OF TUMBLR! 8D
Someone draw this on someone, someone work this into a fabulous cosplay

hamburgerjack:

jhameia:

thearcanetheory:

steelboneddiva:

notthatjaded:

By corsets-uk.


I need this like burning.

WANT!

I have a corset with this brocade and I love it so much! This one is just as beautiful! 

I really

really

want this

THAT SHRUG ATTACHED TO THAT COLLAR :O :O :O :O

ARTIST FRIENDS OF TUMBLR! 8D

Someone draw this on someone, someone work this into a fabulous cosplay

kibbi:

0trevskies:

kibbi:



For gods sake that isn’t a moose it’s an Irish Elk.

DEER trevor! I know it’s NOT a moose!  but the pun concerns the whole “Cervidae family”! I DEER you to say this is not A-MOOSE-ING! XD *badum tss*

kibbi:

0trevskies:

kibbi:

For gods sake that isn’t a moose it’s an Irish Elk.

DEER trevor! I know it’s NOT a moose!  but the pun concerns the whole “Cervidae family”! I DEER you to say this is not A-MOOSE-ING! XD *badum tss*